Update Blurbs
the world should never forget
(08/13/2004; 11:45am) - bingo
right now i'm missing my hometown carnival where i play bingo for 4 hours a night and take money from little old ladys.
but doesn't everyone have the same odds of winning in bingo? you ask. don't forget to factor in glaucoma, little buddy.
-tyler
(08/12/2004; 07:29am) - such a stupid head am i
i can't believe that i've forgotten to blurb for the past 2 weeks. one would think that i now have some great wittism saved up, but i don't. ok how about this horrid joke.
what's the difference btw neil armstrong and micheal jackson?
neal armstrong was the first man on the moon
micheal jackson fucks little boys.
*applause*
thank you, thank you. i'll be here next week and don't forget to tip your waitress
.b
(08/11/2004; 03:58pm) - moving
i never realized how much i had until i had to carry it up four flights of stairs.
surely i could have less.
surely there's no need for this box of books.
for this other computer.
these photographs.
the good stuff doesn't weigh a thing.
-a.
enjoy these:
wil - Belligerent Poetry: calm.
elliott - This Dude in Japan: Nara Represent
elliott - This Dude in Japan: Summer Sonic 2004
(08/06/2004; 08:50pm) - you're a stupid buttface...
...and other generic insults
-tyler
(08/04/2004; 04:34pm) - location location location
get off your ass.
the start of august is a harsh wake up call that the summer is waning.
so do something.
move.
travel.
take me to dinner.
celebrate a birthday.
soon it'll be september,
then you'll be sorry you didn't listen to me.
-a.
(08/02/2004; 10:28pm) - from Zheng Zhou
there's been a bit of confusion...
i'm a bit late with this.
all night on a train from
tai yuan,
before that ping yao,
before that tai yuan...
a loop...
the end of this week i'll have seen
all forms of chinese travel.
here's to the time.
-wil.
(07/30/2004; 01:30am) - ?
do you care about me, like i care about you?
i don't mean, do you like me, like me, because i don't like you, like you, i mean, you're cool and everything, i just want to know if you care, because i care. i care a lot. just not in that way...ya know?
-tyler
(07/26/2004; 09:38pm) - The Wit and Wisdom of the First Family
"The American president must speak clearly and mean what he says." - George W. Bush, 9 July.
"[Jenna]'s already given me good advice. She said 'Dad, change your shirt.'" - George W. Bush, 10 July.
-Jason.
(07/25/2004; 11:55pm) - Amit's here
And like that,
my life here turns around,
packed, scattered,
given away all over town,
my apartment in tatters
my life on top,
i'm out for two weeks
to see what China's got.
-wil.
(07/25/2004; 02:09pm) - argh!!!
my first attempt at a blurb was "girls!! all stupid heads!!!"
and on second inspection i should have stuck with that
~the guy below