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Skull and Bones, aptly.

(10/19/2004; 10:35am) - Skull and Bones, aptly.

The conspiracy is this: A dramatic shortage of flu shots in the US means that more people will get sick (and more will die) this flu season. The presidential election occurs during flu season. Lower voter turnout is better for the incumbant administration, as the vast majority of new voters registered have joined the Democratis party. The resulting Bush victory is a result of Bush's refusal to let Americans buy medications (including flu shots) from other countries, like Canada, which has a surplus this year. Wheels within wheels, my friends.

-Jason.