A Dizzy In The Lizzy

...and now for something completely different:

(05/06/2003; 06:05pm) - ...and now for something completely different:

Tommy: "Layin the d!ck down all over Hartford and Mass..."

The past few posts here have been pretty heavy.

Today I got a phone call that lightened things up:

My boy Tommy from home just called to tell me that he was doing his rain dance. When it rains it pours, as we all know, and he just "got off one girl" and he's going to see the next. I guess he's
screwing 3 different girls right now, a black chick, a Puetro Rican chick and a white chick. I think two of the three of them are massage therapists and to say that he's getting Happy Endings is an
understatement. He's been in a rut as of late and this is just the sort of thing he needs to break out of it.

He and I used to be the fucking dudes, those guys that made the party happen. We were the hubs of the party wheel, everything rotated around us. And that's the way it should be. We both went through
some really fucking lame shit in the past few years and we lost our party spirit. With the help of my lovely lady I've found mine again, and now so has Tommy.

So do your rain dance, kid. Lay your pipe, stink like pussy, give off your pheromones.
You're my hero.
Be safe and be naughty. Fuck all night, sleep all day. This is your life, live it up. I know I am.

Fuck YEAH!!!!!!!

Still shakin my head in awe and disbelief.
Tommy's back in action, look out!