A Dizzy In The Lizzy

So everyone get ready for a good hearty laugh

(12/04/2002; 12:28am) - So everyone get ready for a good hearty laugh

Um, right.
So I got a physical today at my new Dr's office. Right around the corner from work. He's mad cool. I think he had 8 diplomas on his wall or something.

So I don't have tesicular cancer.
I don't have anything.
Save for slightly high blood pressure (136/60, perhaps due to anxiety about my Dr visit), I am perfectly healthy.

So why did (do) my nuts hurt occasionally, Doc?

"Irregular ejaculation."

As in, try to ejaculate more conistently.

As in, my Doctor says that I should have sex more often.

This will come as no surprise to my freinds, who know that pretty much all thru college I had a GF who I would only see on weekends. Weekends were spent fucking. And during the week when thursday or friday rolled around I'd start getting pretty aggro. "Benny, are you pissed because you haven't gotten laid in 4 days?" "YES!@$*&#!!!"

I almost had him write out a perscription for me to give to my GF.
She woulda laughed her ass off.

Problem solved.

Oh yeah, and they drew some blood.

anyone who knows me knows that I loathe one thing over everything else: needles.
I fucking hate needles.
But, like a big boy, I managed to remain conscious throughout.
Fuck I hate needles.

Healthy B out