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dear concerned unsatisfied rich charismatic well-educated 35+ year old white guy,

(03/17/2003; 10:36am) - dear concerned unsatisfied rich charismatic well-educated 35+ year old white guy,

yes, i'm a realist.
i realize the implications of the top of this letter,
and i accept them. i realize what it takes to get
where i hope you want to be, and i am trying not
to lie to myself or the people around me. i'd like
it if you would try not to either. if you have to,
please consider what you're doing and for whom.
but let me assure you, right now, you couldn't do
much worse than the man we're asking you to
replace. and you'll have support. the election's
been basically handed to you. the economy's
tanked, the international community has been
alienated, our personal rights have been taken
away and violated without cause or explanation,
and we're not happy about it. you can walk, if you
want, right into that house and personal jet and all
the other nice stuff that comes with it. but truthfully,
if you want to do that, i'm kind of scared of you.
which is why i'm sending you this. please, since i
know you have the requirements listed above, would
you consider, on behalf of the people you know
need your help, running for president?

sincerely yours,
poocat.